I've included many of the best relationship quotations I've collected over the years. Enjoy, and if you have any more to add to the collection, please email me.

The most important thing in a relationship between a man and a woman is that one of them must be good at taking orders. -- Linda Festa

There is no more lovely, friendly and charming relationship, communion or company than a good marriage -- Martin Luther

I'm very loyal in relationships. Even when I go out with my mom I don't look at other moms. -- Garry Shandling

I think a relationship is like a shark. It has to constantly move forward or it dies. -- Woody Allen

The more connections you and your lover make, not just between your bodies, but between your minds, your hearts, and your souls, the more you will strengthen the fabric of your relationship, and the more real moments you will experience together. -- Barbara De Angelis

Eighty percent of life's satisfaction comes from meaningful relationships. -- Brian Tracy

When I want to end a relationship I just say, "You know, I love you. I want to marry you. I want to have your children." Sometimes they leave skid marks. -- Rita Rudner

I didn't have time. I was too busy breaking up Tom Cruise and Nicole Kidman's marriage. -- George Clooney (on rumours he was responsible for Julia Roberts and Benjamin Bratt's break-up)

It is very difficult to maintain a relationship based solely on mistrust. -- Pierce Brosnan (from Remington Steele).

The ultimate test of a relationship is to disagree but hold hands. -- Alexander Penney

Relationships give us a reason to live. Revenge. -- Ronny Shakes.

Remember that the best relationship is one in which your love for each other exceeds your need for each other.

Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake whole relationships. -- Jimmy Shubert (or some say Sharon Stone)

My wife suggested a book for me to read to enhance our relationship. It's titled, "Women are from Venus, Men are Wrong."

Honesty is the key to a relationship. If you can fake that, you're in. -- Rich Jeni

To succeed with the opposite sex, tell her you're impotent. She can't wait to disprove it. -- Cary Grant

A man in a relationship trades intimacy to get sex. A woman in a relationship trades sex to get intimacy. -- Old Proverb

My girlfriend told me that she was seeing another man. I told her to rub her eyes. -- Emo Philips

In terms of the formation of long-term relationships, it's far better to get false negatives than false positives. -- Eric Pepke

Once the trust goes out of a relationship, it's really no fun lying to 'em anymore. -- Norm from Cheers

The difference between being in a relationship and being in prison is that in prisons they let you play softball on the weekends. -- Bobby Kelton

Guys are like dogs. They keep comin' back. Ladies are like cats. Yell at a cat one time, they're gone. -- Lenny Bruce

You meet someone and you're sure you were lovers in a past life. After two weeks with them, you realize why you haven't kept in touch for the last two thousand years. -- Al Cleathen

Almost all of our relationships begin and most of them continue as forms of mutual exploitation, a mental or physical barter, to be terminated when one or both parties run out of goods. -- Wiston Auden.

These Relationship Quotes were compiled by Rob Paul.

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